Anthropomorphic Personification

I am the Pin Cushion Queen. "She was already learning that if you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don't apply to you.”

dandelionmilk1998:

the dark crystal (1982)

Literally my all time favorite film

thatkid-tyler:

Detox has done it again.

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thetallblacknerd:

I get an immense joy knowing that people enjoy my blog.

I also get immense joy when you put on a shirt fresh from the dryer. ..oh and new car smell. ..point is I like stuff

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littlefreeman:

Fact: 17% of all shark attacks are actually hedgehogs pretending to be said sharks.

(via hiimgibby)

midnightroseprincess:

Jen and Kira, the last Gelflings of Thra, from The Dark Crystal.

Had to make a photoset of them. Grew up with this movie and still like the world it created and the characters. My favorite characters are Jen and Kira, followed by the urRu. 

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omg-humor:

You want some???omg-humor.tumblr.com

Good cat !Bad parent, teach your child how to treat animals.

omg-humor:

You want some???
omg-humor.tumblr.com

Good cat !
Bad parent, teach your child how to treat animals.

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buzzfeed:

Happy first day of autumn!

buzzfeed:

Happy first day of autumn!

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My girlfriend is ‘frantically sick’

And she’s absolutely ridiculous
She’s pawing at my face and demanding a dodo egg on a silver platter and then complaining that I’m terrible because I’m not doing everything and nothing and rolling a joint but also not getting my arm out from under her xD

Apparently now she has om-nom-nom-pneumonia
She’s sick and cold (because I stole my heated side of the bed) and now she has the munchies.

Just to be clear, this is the cutest fucking thing ever.